When I was writing stories with Sims 3, I used a lot of cheats, so I could concentrate on trying to capture something worth talking about. This time, other than an initial money cheat to get my family started, I haven't used any - which is fulfilling in the same type of way that experiencing ducks trying to peck you to death is good at passing the time.
I did have a moment of panic when I couldn't figure out where in the fuck the pictures saved to. Once I found them, I had several moments of agitation when I realized they do not save in the order you take them. But I am nothing if not completely unwilling to give up on something irritating and pointless, so here we are. Let's see where it goes.
|Meet Geneva Becker. Like me, she enjoys sandwiches.|
|She's also slightly crackers - another thing we have in common.|
|Unlike me, she searches for men right outside her front door. I just get on the internet for that shit.|
|As it turns out, this fella is some sort of boobie-grabbing sourpuss ...|
|... which is why she didn't share any of her sandwiches with him. You just stay on that couch, jerky.|
|Geneva appears to be using the sign for "cup" - I suspect because it's quicker than finger spelling "vodka".|
|This was going to be my next suggestion, heading to a night club where the decor is |
seizure-inducing and ... all the models in the paintings have apple heads.
|All that's left to do now is have an exciting bowl of chili while the other patrons try out |
some experimental handshakes ... and wait for the right man to show up.
|I've spotted him! Get your ass outside, Geneva, this is your guy. |
I betcha his name is Venkat Custer. He looks like a Venkat Custer if I ever saw one.
|It's time to hear what this gentleman has to say about butter.|
|Those must have been some compelling opinions. He probably even threw in some |
ideas about bagels, since she's trying to break him with her love.
|I almost can't stand to watch, either.|
|Oh awesome, this tree is on fire.|
|Now that tree is on fire.|
|The kitchen's on fire, too - and a chef came to visit for some arcane reason.|
|They need to rename this game "Sims 2 - Everything's On Fire And So Are You".|
I Play Sims 2 (part2)