to generate some buzz about my blog - a la Tobias Funke in Arrested Development. So I'm going to need you to stand around your water coolers (even if it's just the one in your kitchen) making off-hand comments about how fricking hilarious my blog is, and how many times you shook your fist at the heavens, demanding that I owed you a new keyboard for the countless times I forced milk through your nostrils. When people ask you questions, you could answer with "Nico Morley." and a sage nod. Don't give me that look, I do it all the time.
Conversely, if you've read my blog and you hate it, feel free to spread the word far and wide. Get yourself an "I Hates Nico Morley" t-shirt. Or you could tweet "nicomorley.blogspot.com? feh. I'd rather suck a fish head." Change your Facebook status update to "What do I hate about Nico Morley's stupid blog? Just the words and pictures."
In other news, the internet is trying to torture me:
Hand to
God, all I was trying to look up was the phrase "good news, it's Monday". If a suppository is the good news, I sure as fuck don't want to hear the bad news.
