This is my blog, and it is dangerous. Do you think I want to die like this?

Thursday, June 16, 2011

In Soviet Russia ...

You don't look at search engine, search engine looks at you!

Yesterday I got an enormous, sudden spike in page views, to the tune of 154.  Clever though my blog may be, I do not garner this type of attention over the course of just one day - certainly not in the span of only five minutes - so it caught my eye.

It was Russia, again.

Russian search engine, you're not really looking at my blog 40 times in one minute, 8 times the next, then a whopping 76* times three minutes later.  So knock it off, knucklehead.

*I understand this only adds up to 124.  I don't know where the rest of the Russian views fit in. 
Also, eight views from Malta?  That's kinda weird, amirite?

Since I'm already here, you might as well enjoy the most awesome song and video there ever was:

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Madeline Hammersmark said...

That video was intense....

Unknown said...

I almost have to turn it off every time he shifts his weight from one leg to the other.

Anonymous said...

Fucking shoot me. No wait, I'll do it myself.

Unknown said...

Is it because you don't want to live in a world where this video exists?

Anonymous said...

Its because that video causes me to want to rip out my eyes and then shove them in my ears.

And I really don't want eye jelly dripping down the sides of my neck, so, I'll just take the quicker, ventilated skull route out of this place.

Mommie Dearest said...

You and I will just have to agree to disagree on this