Anyway, here's a recipe for something so delicious, you will forgive me for all the times I never posted.
Taco Soup!
2 lbs. ground beef
1-1/2 c. water
1 (15 oz.) can of corn (drained) - get Mexicorn, it's festive as fuck.
1 (14.5 oz.) can of stewed tomatoes
1 (15 oz.) can of black beans (drained)
2 (15 oz.) cans of kidney beans (drained)
1 (15 oz.) can of pinto beans w/jalapenos (drained)
1 (10 oz.) can of diced tomatoes w/green chiles
1 (4 oz.) can of green chiles
1 pkg. ranch salad dressing mix
1 pkg. taco seasoning mix
Brown ground beef and drain off the extra grease (unless you actually like being fat), then mix with taco seasoning. Add beef along with everything else to your crock pot. Cook for a few hours (I dunno - four? fuck, what am I, your mother?) or until people start bugging you about when the god damned taco soup will be done and you can't fucking take it anymore. Eat with tortilla chips and cheddar cheese, or you're dumb.
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| How it looks before you cook it AND if you're trying to be fancy. |
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| How it looks before you cook it, AFTER you stir your fanciness up. Greasy! Can't wait! |
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| How it looks in my bowl. Yes, I know I should have hand-grated some fresh cheddar. I am lazier than you. |
5 comments:
Sounds more delicious than a chocolate covered Salma Hayek.
I have a picture of taco soup from my old phone. Kind of looks terrible in it though.
It nearly is, E. I'm sure it would be pretty much just as yummy vegetarian, too.
Logan, I'll just have to make it again! Or you can grab a picture with your new phone the next time you have it.
For the record, chocolate covered Selma Hayek gets chocolate fucking everywhere. At first it doesn't seem like it would matter, but after a while it really gets on your nerves.
And then you're all, "What the fuck, Selma? You gonna clean this shit up?" But she won't answer you, she just stands there, sticking her chest out, batting those eyelashes. Fucking bitch.
Chocolate-covered Hayek is why we can't have nice things!
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