Who doesn't love a good cover song? If you don't, you're not human. Speaking of which.
|Oh, that's our Stanley. When he's not yelling, he's um, there.|
|Uh ... you can call me Nico. This is my blog. Please, please try not to get any grease on it.|
|Um ... what?|
|That sounds like something you should be looking to your boyfriend for. I don't want to do whatever that is.|
|Sounds about right.|
|"In family", huh? Shocked. Gast flabbered.|
|If I agreed any more, my neighbors would be banging on my wall right about now.|
|That explains ... so much.|
Well, that was a fricking blast in a glass. What's Brother Theodore saying?
|I'm a married woman, you maniac. Okay, fine. I'll do it.|
How's about we look at something to do with a game I'm not cool enough to play? Let's.
|Oh don't let my expression fool you. I'm all the way there. I'm in it.|
|Make that a "hell but no" and I am straight up on board.|
|That definitely was not me. I've never even been to Arson St. That's downtown, right? I wouldn't even know how to break a ship. I think I was probably getting my nails did when that happened. Yeah. That's the ticket.|
|It's hard to know what's worse - dying in the vacuum of space or having to wear work-themed head wear.|
While we're on the Mass Effect topic, let's see what Garrus has to say.
|I'll bring the butter.|
Oooh, now let's talk about the interactive storytelling in a game I'm not cool enough to play.
|Oh man, he's kinda hot. I'm just dying to SEE the product.|
|Oh my god, is your suit like those still suits in Dune? That must be rad.|
|I'm not afraid of afghans or decorative rugs, be real. Bring it.|
What else is happening with Mass Effect?
|Is it the look on my face? I'm just freaked out by your teeth, sir.|
What about Skyrim? I don't play this, either!
|You've got the wrong people. Only party people here. Let's give that pope a disability, anyhow. I'll get the ankles.|
But what about your cooling needs?
|This is most assuredly a private moment. Just hand me a fudgesicle and I'll be on my way.|
Seems a good time to talk about safe words. Or safety in general.
|In Soviet Russia, fire extinguishers put out - oh.|
|Oh now, that's kinky. I might be into it - but if I don't like it, I'll have to take my balls home, as well as yours.|
Movies. What's new in film?
|I, uh, guess someone had to tell the campfire. Who better than a drunk guy.|
|For Joe LoTruglio? I got condoms. (That's a compliment. call me, Joe LoTruglio. Call me.)|
Okay, I give up. Bring that girl back. I need more cover song.
|Looks like we're on the precipice of a schism.|
|Okay, well. This one's for my homies.|
|No. I have a feeling the big moment is yet to come.|
|I've a few recommendations. I'll fax them to you.|
|If you've got gluten in your bush initiatives, please ... for the children. Keep it under your hat.|
|All I can get from this is that Timmy might be stuck in a well? I'll get the winch.|
|I require ... less cow ... bell. Make it so.|
Aaaaaaand I'm spent. Click something.