Rather than waste your time with explanations of why this isn't a Sims Legacy update, something wildly creative, or a new letter to an unsuspecting victi-test subject, I'll jump right into flicking pebbles directly into your eyes.
Scam spam, stale from the Sims 3 fan page:
The other day, after everyone was in bed, I noticed something different on my fridge.
It's seems my husband had something to say to me, but didn't know how to broach the subject. Exactly what he was trying to say remains a mystery. Naturally, I felt compelled to reply.
I'll admit it - I had a hard time putting my feelings into words. That night, after everyone was tucked all snuggly-buggly into their beds, I rushed to the kitchen. He'd responded.
That shut him up. For now.
Sometimes, people need help. Almost never, I have what they need. Observe:
With that, I bid you adieu. Click something.