Well, look at how pregnant you are, you little slut. |
Let's call her Melissa. |
They grow up so fast and festive these days. |
That hair is not putting me a party mood, though. |
You're a child now! Time to do your homework! |
Once that dog I told you not to talk to finishes eating it. |
Meanwhile, I've decided you're going to be immortal, Geneva - so start juicing. |
Also, quit it with the fires, you're irritating the whole department. |
And no more flopping your grilling meats around. That's irritating me. |
Plus, you've got to stop staring at the pasta. The neighbors are starting to talk. |
Melissa's a teenager now! Time for her to make some friends, I guess. |
Maybe one with a less curious nature. |
Screw it, just turn into an adult and have a nervous breakdown like everyone else. |
I know a guy who can give you a great face sanding that'll fix you right up. |
See? All we have to do is get you wearing something that won't attract the wrong kind of Sim. |
Now get downtown and find a man. |
But try doing something other than stuffing cookies into your face with a random old lady. |
Yeah, I suppose that qualifies as something different. |
I Play Sims 2 (part3)
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2 comments:
That's exactly how life feels today. In the blink of an eye from fingerpaints to lace up corset tops. I'd be crammin cookies with grandma too!
Cookies can solve a lot, it's true.
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