I Play Sims 2 (part9)

You can't confuse death, Harris. Just like you can't pop a goulash.

Looks like someone tried to pop something all over Mina's new grown-up shirt.

Giuliana had her baby! I named her Gigi. She has spectacular eyebrows.
That crib sheet looks like someone has been pooping Rorschach tests.

Gigi grew into a toddler, as one does.

It's at this point, my game decided it was time for shenanigans. This bores Gretchen, who's seen it all.

Mina goes into labor near the green thing.

Gigi has become a world-weary child. I'd feel the same if I got stuck to my grandmother's torso for no reason.

Giuliana has taken up a career as an aerobics instructor circa 1986.

Mina's daughter Holly became a toddler before I started paying attention to her.

Also happening while I was in a Sims-trance - Gretchen spinning Gigi until she blows fluffy blue chunks.

Giuliana ... well. I find this hard to explain. But I guess there wasn't much money in wearing leg warmers.

Gretchen's gone. I hope she's kicking Harris' butt, wherever it is that Sims go.

Holly's a major princess, I guess.

With a minor in same-sex jitterbug.

Gigi's looking cuter.

Giuliana, don't forget your castanets.

Mina's a high-ranking ... military thing, uh - person.

Both girls participate in dare-devilry.

Although, Holly could find better ways to display bravery than offering her arm as a snack to a stray dog.

Holly's a teenager, and it's freaking her out.

I like this. It's been awhile since my Sims clumped with their guests somewhere other than the bathroom.

But I think this farshtunken visitor needs a few minutes with a hose. Go home, weirdo.

So, apparently astronauts carpool to the shuttle.

So comfortable, you can check your sites in it.

Holly's dating a lumberjack whose talent is hovering a ball with his mind.

Gigi got herself a ginger who likes his belly poked. Or at least tolerates it.

Aaand let's wrap this chapter up with a little abuse. A high note.

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I Play Sims 2 (part8)

Ah yes, I remember trying to play "Slap my sister blind" before she was big enough to kick my ass.

Guys, what the hell. I'm starting to think there's something more to this than just unfettered hatred.

Y'all can't quit each other, at all.

Even Mina grew into a thermidor eater. Who keeps making all that damned thermidor!?

I am pleasantly surprised by how Giuliana grew up and developed a chin.

Aww. Don't get too excited, though - it's just a crappy pot holder.

Useless maid remains unmoved by your passive-aggressive thumbs up, Gretchstein.

Your dad makes me wanna hurl too, Giuliana.

He thinks he's all fly and stuff.

But your immortal great, great, great grandmother can kick his ass even before her morning grilled cheese.

Well hello to you too, teenage Mina. You turned out pretty good.

You're no Giulana, but you're not making me queasy.

Gretchen, what the hell are you skulking around about?

Very mature way to christen your new home.

Speaking of maturing, Gretchen has done got old and ... whimsical?

Harris got old, fat and bizarrely-dressed. Only two of those are my doing.
Someone has to eat all the burnt bowls of stuff.

Mina has started dating this guy, even though she's not old enough to have any real fun yet.

His name's Frank He appears to be feeling two very different things at once.

Giuliana is dating this handsome, freezing-cold gentleman, Tanner.

Here Giuliana explains how her lobster was not murdered. I think.

Hope these new fellas can handle an old man getting his ass handed to him every day.

With Geneva on the case, I don't have to put any work at all into making this man wake up miserable.

We gotta move the old man and his thermidor, Giulana needs to have a birthday.

Yes, line up awkwardly, it's time for her to turn into a woman.

Tanner, glad to see you're not freezing to death anymore, now get to work.

Way to go, Red!

Just in time for her to properly enjoy Gretchen's bathroom beatbox.

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