Dreams

I dreamed

that I invented the word "iconography"

that I was trying to get "finger juice" which consisted of orange, lemon and lime.

that haunted books/furniture/stuff was flying at my head and/or hiding behind me, and Mrs. Oleson from Little House on the Prairie got all kinds of fed up with it and had a yard sale.

that I was at a high school racetrack and a bunch of us were standing around talking about how shameful it was that people were leaving so many discarded buckets of clams and clam shells strewn around.  Then I started poking one that was the size of a cow until it started ... dancing. For lack of a better explanation.

that I woke up early and tried to leave the bedroom without waking our son, so instead of walking, I dropped to the floor and decided to quietly crawl to the door where he couldn't see me leaving (since he was on the other side of the room in his toddler bed).  It was impossible to be quiet since the carpet had been replaced with hardwood flooring, and I was holding an enormous Lego in each hand.  Our son was also a girl with long, curly blonde hair, who had tunneled below the floor into a basement and warned me not to come down, because there were bugs there.  I finally gave up, walked into the living room and said, "She's tunneled under the bedroom again.  You deal with her."

that Hoboken was spelled Hojbojken.

that I was asked to sing the theme song for Metalocalypse.  As a duet.

that a mathematical equation was hilarious.

that my father-in-law kept making me smell his scratch-n-sniff greeting card.

that I opened up a box of cereal and it was filled with Jackie Chan movies.

that I was just trying to hang out in my room with my boyfriend, when Alice Cooper started banging on my door because he wanted to "jam".

that I was looking at a catalog and commented to my husband that there was nothing good in it.  He pointed to something saying, "What about this?"  It was a bejeweled eye booger remover.  For cats.