I Play Sims Asylum (part12)

"Now be a good boy and go stand in the shower fully clothed until somebody tries to burn the Asylum down..."

Great. The hot dogs are burnt again.

Alright, y'all, you know what to do - commence panicking.

Tip-top trepidation there, Arthur Derrick.

You're all precious gemstones.

Hey, do any of you mind if I do a little freestyle here?

Of course you don't. Check this shit out, I'm amazing. My vagina can do anything.

Oh yeah, sorry to have worn you out with the fire I didn't start, but managed to extinguish, Sweets.

You probably need a snack.

I think I might be doing the hot dog procedure incorrectly. I'm supposed to rub my food on a friend for extra flavor.
Well, this is embarrassing.

Ooh, Eve - you should know better than to eye up Rev's dog. Nobody's in the mood for anything tonight.

It's hard to find the words I need to ask about this.

Oh hey, thanks Arthur Derrick. You're a peach.

I don't know what I would have done without you to transfer the pile of filthy laundry ... over. A little.

Is the TV broken again? Couldn't we be watching literally anything else but this?

Here we go, a grand idea. Pillow fights are never not edifying.

You really detect the uplifting of her mind and character.
Even Lord Sweets is receiving some second-hand improvementations.

Not a moment too soon, either - he's been kicking up some naughtiness which is getting stuck right in my craw.

For one thing, I don't like having to catch any face-sass when I'm just trying to have a nice stare with one of my friends.

It makes it really hard to enjoy having my crotch intensely examined through my night shirt.

And he shouldn't be doing that thing with his neck. It's just fuckin' creepy and it gives Rev
permission to do whatever this thing she's doing is, which I kind of don't like much.

He's also started sitting like this. It's like trying to watch television next to someone who's
about to murder me with soft, lotioned hands and then knit a scarf from my hair. Or something.

He's gotta stop following me around, too.

He is really bleaching my bricks today. I'm about to do something bad with a sword.

Oh good, these two are the perfect distraction.

And I totally agree with you, too. We should throw a party. I hope somebody brings a platter of something.

I Play Sims Asylum (part13)
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