The Mae Incident

I hadn't been spending as much time on the Sims 3 fan page as I had in the past, but I had been seeing several of my friends talking about a few people who had been posting often on the page getting on their nerves. In particular there was this girl named Mae, who relentlessly informed the page about every minutiae of her comings and goings, often bidding the group adieu while taking several hours to actually leave.

I wasn't able to screen cap our very first exchange of words, because she deleted it before I realized she had an itchy deletion finger and a raging case of the crazies. But it went a little something like this (my words are nearly verbatim, hers paraphrased sarcastically):

Mae: Hey everyone, I'm not going to be able to be online as long as usual tonight, so I just wanted to leave everyone the link to my page that I spam on this page every day, several times a day, to hold you over until my return.
Me: Why are you so concerned about everyone surviving without your presence?
Mae: Honey, I'm not concerned, I do this every day, just so you know.
Me: You do what every day, sugarcube?

If she replied, I didn't see it, because the entire thing was swiftly deleted. Don't you hate that shit? But she wasn't able to stay away for more than a moment - she posts her page link again:

At this point, Mae blocks me. Unfortunately for her, you can't block pages.  She posts again:

Then, promptly deletes it.  She is not happy at me right now, to say the least.  Another post (I've edited out a few replies here and there from other Sims 3 fans, for the sake of brevity) where Mae dictates how we're all to behave:

Boom. Also quickly deleted. Mae clearly has some control issues, and can not properly say goodbye unless and until it is done entirely on her terms. She posts thrice more:

I couldn't resist. I'm only human. If you were there, you'd almost swear you could actually hear the cogs and gears of her mind sproing right out the top her head. Again, the post disappears. She quickly posts this non-sequitur on someone else's wall post, then posts her own plea to the rest of the Sims 3 fans to protect her from me:

What follows are some of the responses to that plea, along with Mae's insistence that I'm harassing her to within an inch of her sanity and needs everyone else to help her report my page (click to enlarge):

Meanwhile, the last thing I've said to her is "sleep well". At this point, I go to bed - but according to Mae, I'm still working a dastardly plan:

That's it, in a giant rolling nutball.
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