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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I Play Sims (part54)

Ms. Chase popped by for a visit. Suri will love that.
Ah, good - you're right on time, Suri. I'm sure they'll enjoy your entertaining puppet show about your jellyfish friend.
I think she might be telling you that your legs belong under your skirt, Ms. Chase.
Oh, Logan. Logan, Logan, Logan. We all know what that means.
Is this how you respond every time you're confronted with a nauseated girl? It's different, I'll give you that.
Oh, gross. Their love has sprouted butterflies.
Um. Is there a button or a switch there, too?
Have you not worked out that she's pregnant yet? No one would voluntarily change into that outfit mid-date.
Mid-marriage, absolutely, though.
Aw. You love her anyway. Sweetness.
Ooh, Suri's putting on a bonus puppet show, dedicated to Logan.
It might be time for the pair of you to talk.
Considering you've impregnated another woman whom you've invited to the house,
talking to her through a bear dressed as a skeleton is not one of your worst ideas.
Don't budge an inch, Suri. Make the bear work for it.
It's heartwarming to see you amicably resolve your issues. Definitely time to power down, Suri. You've earned it.
I see Ms. Chase is spending the night now.
...which is great for Frida, because she's the only other person who laughs at Frida's discotheque/green eyeshadow jokes.
Plus, she always willing to bend awkwardly with her mouth open while Logan thinks about work.
She always draws a crowd.
Come for the fuchsia pants, stay for Frida falling through the floor.
Stay even longer for Robert Wilson's pillow fight with a plant...
...and longer still for continuing breaches of physical law.
Just don't expect Stanley to like any of it. He can't.
And don't count on Frida's arm making sense while she's mocking you, because why the hell should it?


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2 comments:

DogsOnDrugs.com said...

Frida has boob-arms, which makes her boobs able to squeeze you back. Not sure if that's arousing or terrifying. I'll get back to you.

Unknown said...

I think I'm going to land on terrifying.