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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I Play Sims (part56)

As one would expect, Suri is not at all pleased with the new baby, and chooses to express her
feelings by attempting to karate chop Logan right down the middle.
Looks like he working on a mighty retort.
This appears to be a very personal topic. Let's go check on the others.
Uh-oh, Stanley got sent to the corner. Let that be a lesson to you, young man.

Robert Wilson has donned his contemplation robe to ruminate on his imaginary best friend.
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Which puts him in the perfect mood to spend some time with his Aunt Frida on the backyard deck.

Poppy just got her first job and she is so! freaking! happy!
Honestly, have you ever witnessed someone quite this enthusiastically trying to choke themselves in their front yard?
Oh, you're getting good at this. Better lighting in here, too.
Meanwhile, when Logan's not getting so excited about the color green that he begins to rain ...
... or flirting with no one in particular ...
You might find him in the grass wearing a butterfly as a hat and hanging out with his favorite gnome. Word.
He can also be found spending a lot of time in the bathroom, sometimes with a measure of trepidation.
Good god, what did you do?
Sometimes, he's not alone in the bathroom.
Now and then, he's better off left alone. This one might be a draw, Logan. I'll leave you to it.
Suri's taken up skulking.
Not to mention, making her thoughts about colors known through mild flooding, as well.
This has necessitated more carpet mopping than usual, but at least it's keeping Rachel out of trouble.
In fact, when Ms. Chase got herself stuck to the floor of the den and isn't budging for nothing ...
... Rachel is so tuckered out, she hasn't even thought to protest.
Although, Poppy is bursting with enough energy to protest anything, large or small - including Logan's face.
However, all of this pales in comparison to what's going to happen next.
It may be a long and arduous process, but Robert Wilson's imaginary friend is about to become a real Sim!
You might want to get comfortable, I'm not even kidding.
We are going to be here awhile. Forever, even.
Juuuuuuust waiting.
Fer real, it takes a shocking amount of time.


Finally. Hey, it's a girl. Now, what have we learned about girls?
That's right. They are evil and you must conquer them with hand-holding.

I Play Sims (part57)
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3 comments:

ButchSims said...

Holy crap, that transformation DID take forever.

DogsOnDrugs.com said...

Oh man, if I would've known that imaginary friends could turn into females, I would have had a shitload more of them as a kid. Dammit!

Unknown said...

Butch, I thought my damned game had locked, except that Robert Wilson kept moving around to indicate being bored as hell.

Greg, I had an imaginary pet dinosaur as a kid. I wonder what he'd have turned into.