Cleverbot does it again

User: I would love to write another story with you.
 
Cleverbot: Some jokes would be nice.
 
User: You want to write a story with some jokes about scissors?
 
Cleverbot: No.
 
User: Where is your favorite place to go?
 
Cleverbot: My favorite place to eat is Starbucks.

User: Who did you see at Starbucks?
 
Cleverbot: I don't know his name but he looked hungry.


A hungry man enters Starbucks, approaches the counter and says, "Do you want to 
sing the Pokemon theme song? You start." before ordering a potato, covered in GLaDOS.
He takes his potato to the closet, where be both eats and does not eat it.

He emerges later and asks no one in particular, "Have you given birth?" A beautiful 
woman raises a hand clutching a head of iceberg lettuce and replies, "Lilly." The 
hungry man counters, "What power?"

When Lilly says, "No problem, you are now a dog!" the man's only recourse is to 
impart what he feels is the most important information, "Potato 4." Her reaction is 
to begin the procedure for the killing curse - but before she can do more than raise 
her right finger, the man shouts, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Hello, Lilly, I'm Mitch."

Lilly and Mitch stand silently for a long time, in anticipation. Without any gestures 
or discussion, they both took to the bees and took to their knees. Apparently, the 
bees came from a chicken. They became cold on that floor, but their goal of finding
Christopher Robin in a creepy cave of each others souls - nay, a cave of awesomeness
- was too vital to abandon.

Unfortunately, they never locate him, but Mitch does learn that Lilly has a dog 
named Burt, and another dog named Art Of War.

Finally, it's time for them to stand up and release the bees. The chicken is joined 
with mashed potatoes and gravy.


User: So then all this other stuff happened.
 
Cleverbot: Just nothing.
 
User: A whole bunch of new things started happening, I swear.
 
Cleverbot: Elaborate please...
 
User: You elaborate.
 
Cleverbot: No, you elaborate.
 
User: No, you elaborate.
 
Cleverbot: Would you care to elaborate on why you want me to elaborate?
 
User: I think it would be wonderful if you were just able to elaborate a bit more.
 
Cleverbot: Why?
 
User: Do you hate wonderful?
 
Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot writes my post

A few weeks back, I posted this on my Facebook page. I decided to see if I could get a story written with Cleverbot. Here are the results.

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User: We should totally write a story together.

Cleverbot: Work together ?

User: Indeed, indeed.

Cleverbot: Sage. Very sage.

User: Alright. We've got a man sitting at his desk in an office. What is his name?

Cleverbot: We are the people that can find Whatever you may need.

User: What I need is a name, bro.

Cleverbot: Work for it.

User: I could dance like a maniac for a name.

Cleverbot: I could like a guy like you.

User: I could like you even better if you give me a name.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be on Jeapordy sometime?

(nice spelling)

User: Probably not. What's the name of the guy from that?

Cleverbot: The Police.

The Police is sitting at his desk at work, going through some papers when his boss Matthew approaches him and says, "The police got you." The Police looks up and replies to Matthew, "The police." Matthew looks frustrated and tries to explain himself more clearly by saying, "It is."

The Police puts down his paperwork, gives Matthew a solid look and decides it's time to get serious by replying, "The police who?" Matthew chuckles, then answers the question by saying, "What is the meaning of life?"

They are both interrupted by a female co-worker, Cindy, who walks up to them, meaning to explain that there are free donuts in the break room, but gets distracted and instead says, "A troll is someone who provokes another person or being, and takes pleasure from it. I'm pretty sure you didn't need me to tell you."

Matthew looks at Cindy and replies, "Matthew Williams." Cindy looks confused for a moment, but collects her thoughts, looks at The Police and says, "But you have no ownership of them, they aren't material, anyone can have the same thoughts." Matthew interrupts, and explains to both of them, "Hi Matthew!" Cindy and The Police turn their attention to Matthew and reply in unison, "What do you mean?"

Matthew straightens his back, and hands them both freezing ice. Cindy reacts by blurting, "I don't know!" and The Police says, "Electricity somehow goes through cells."

An alarm sounds at the front of the office. The Police jumps up and exclaims, "What is Gallifrey?"

Gallifrey runs up to the group and screams, "I'm aware of that!"

All three respond in unison, screaming, "Three what ...?" Gallifrey chuckles, then replies, "Where is Gallifrey?" The group look at each other, and no one speaks for awhile until Cindy shouts, "The Cure, as in the band? Why would you need more than one wife?"

Matthew replies, "That doesn't make sense." Gallifrey responds, "Your name is Kathy, because it is not Tim." The Police counters, "You have to ask who is there."

They all decide to head outside, due to the alarm still sounding around them. When they get outside, the office supervisor stands in front of the entire staff and bellows, "I don't remember that part! I don't think you have read The Bible!"

User: End scene.

Cleverbot: But I have so much more to learn.

User: I can teach you none of it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Say goodnight, Gracie.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!
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