Oh, Militant Working Boy ....

Her name is Frida Brando.

Yes, it was something you said...

My militant working boy* put a little bug in my brain by mentioning in the comments of my last blog that Katy Perry's eyes were two different sizes.  (Thanks, by the way.) 

"But everyone's eyes are two different sizes!" I said to myself as I poked my fingers into Google. 
Alls I can say is: Wow. It's pretty damned noticeable.  Impossible to ignore, actually.

It's like one half of her face is possessed, and the other half is kinda screaming for help.  That's right, kittens - Katy Perry is 1/2 pretty girl, 1/2 demon ... and the proof is right here, if you're strong enough to handle it.

Observe, the pretty girl half:

Now brace yourselves for the demon girl half:

I rest my case.

*If you like movies, check out the blog: http://celluloidkitchen.blogspot.com/

If you don't like movies, dig a hole, crawl in and try to be quiet while you rot.