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| Alright everyone. Gather up, uh ... gather in. Just ... get in the car. Robert Wilson is graduating! |
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| We made it! And it's already going exactly as planned. Suri's so excited. |
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| This is your day! Drink it in! |
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| Congratulations, Robert Wilson! Now go get a bachelor pad with your father. |
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| Stanley's the man of the house now, as evidenced by his garlic-eating display of dominance. |
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| Next order of business, Kayla's sneezecake celebration! |
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| Refresh my memory on why you still live here, pumpkin? |
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| Oh right. Your mother's the chick who's stuck in the den. |
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| Ah, you're a teenager. How nice for all of us. Put some clothes on. |
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| Now move out of the way, cherub, we have another birthday to commit. |
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| Guys, knock it off. You're next to the cake party table for Gilscarbo's sake. |
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| Exactly, Suri - the birthdays of our offspring are something to be grimly endured. |
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| Throw that kid down so we can expedite this birthday business. We've all been invited to Logan's new house because we couldn't get rid of him with a bottle of poison, although not for lack of trying. |
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| Lovely. How time marches on and whatnot. |
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| Everyone form a clump by the curb, it's time to go! |
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| Nutella muffins! What are you doing, Suri!? |
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| Oh man. Now this house is stuffed to the rafters with the elderly. |
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| You betcha, thumbs up - once you're done congratulating yourself, we'll shove off. |
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| Gah, I know, Stanley - getting this group anywhere is like herding cats. |
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| She's all stretched out, Logan. I think I heard her say that she came here to do martial arts on your lawn and kick some ass. |
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| So. |
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| I've noticed that people keep saying this to you. |
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| "Every damned time!" |
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| You lose some, you lose some. |
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| Other than heartbreaking rejection, what else is happening at this event? |
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| Sure. Every party needs a pillow fight. |
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| But it makes sense that Logan would want to break it up. |
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| Since it was totally time for ambiguous hand gestures. Great party. Let's all go home now. |
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5 comments:
Awww another bald headed, cross eyed baby in the house. You just cant get much better than that!
It's just too bad that this one isn't invisible row boatin'.
Suri reminds me of this girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2XmOL1Fxek
Also, that is totally the universal sign for inserting a tampon into an invisible woman's vagina. Logan knows his stuff.
I'm sure I'm not the first person to tell you that you have way too many examples of people shitting in public, Reanna.
Strangely, you are the first. In my defense, Youtube.
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