Ah yes, I remember trying to play "Slap my sister blind" before she was big enough to kick my ass. |
Guys, what the hell. I'm starting to think there's something more to this than just unfettered hatred. |
Y'all can't quit each other, at all. |
Even Mina grew into a thermidor eater. Who keeps making all that damned thermidor!? |
I am pleasantly surprised by how Giuliana grew up and developed a chin. |
Aww. Don't get too excited, though - it's just a crappy pot holder. |
Useless maid remains unmoved by your passive-aggressive thumbs up, Gretchstein. |
Your dad makes me wanna hurl too, Giuliana. |
He thinks he's all fly and stuff. |
But your immortal great, great, great grandmother can kick his ass even before her morning grilled cheese. |
Well hello to you too, teenage Mina. You turned out pretty good. |
You're no Giulana, but you're not making me queasy. |
Gretchen, what the hell are you skulking around about? |
Very mature way to christen your new home. |
Speaking of maturing, Gretchen has done got old and ... whimsical? |
Harris got old, fat and bizarrely-dressed. Only two of those are my doing. Someone has to eat all the burnt bowls of stuff. |
Mina has started dating this guy, even though she's not old enough to have any real fun yet. |
His name's Frank He appears to be feeling two very different things at once. |
Giuliana is dating this handsome, freezing-cold gentleman, Tanner. |
Here Giuliana explains how her lobster was not murdered. I think. |
Hope these new fellas can handle an old man getting his ass handed to him every day. |
With Geneva on the case, I don't have to put any work at all into making this man wake up miserable. |
We gotta move the old man and his thermidor, Giulana needs to have a birthday. |
Yes, line up awkwardly, it's time for her to turn into a woman. |
Tanner, glad to see you're not freezing to death anymore, now get to work. |
Way to go, Red! |
Just in time for her to properly enjoy Gretchen's bathroom beatbox. |
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2 comments:
Useless Maid is just begging for it.
Just saying.
Oh just WAIT.
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