Agitated Andrew Plays Call of Duty 4

It's Agitated Andrew vs the wonky Captioning on Youtube!

"Look at me, I can get all the way to the fucking ground! Congratulations! You still suck ass!"

"God damn those helicopters!"

"He tryin' to hump the ground again on me, oh my god."

"Three fucking guys around me, and he shoots me - the guy in the back of the fucking room."

"Oh my god, I got fucking okey-doked by a guy!"

"Oh my god."

"Shotgun faggot!"

"Why would you pick a machine gun?"

"I been dancin' and weavin' trying to keep myself alive!"

"Oh, you got it right when you said grenade or grenade four."

"Ahhhh, another fucking sniper!"

"Whuh - hey, Rick, what's your job? Oh, I stand in the back and look through a lens all day."

"Grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade."

"The only ones who can take me down are the fucking snipers. All they - all they do is stand in the back."

"They're the best at sucking dick. That's all they do."

"...these fucking jabroni brothers."

"Hahaha ... stick to that shit."

"Ugh, fucking ground humpers."

"He just puts his penis into the dirt. It's what he does."

"Damn humping that ground. Uh, uh, uh."

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I'm tapas-ed out of clever title ideas

Hi, kids.  I haven't actually been hanging around the Sims 3 Facebook fan page recently, but I did have a couple of things laying around. Hey look, it's Tania. She's always ... fun.

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This next round of Youtube mistranscriptions requires a bit of explanation.  I have a friend named Andrew, from a magical land called Gamer Handles and he can rant like almost no one on this planet.  I've decided to put the chocolate of mistranscriptions right into Andrew's ranting peanut butter.

Here's Andrew (his rants are at the top, the transcriptions at the bottom) playing Track and Field - or, according to him, "God fucking Track and Field!  More like piece of shit and ass-fuck!"

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