I'm tapas-ed out of clever title ideas

Hi, kids.  I haven't actually been hanging around the Sims 3 Facebook fan page recently, but I did have a couple of things laying around. Hey look, it's Tania. She's always ... fun.

Also, this:

This next round of Youtube mistranscriptions requires a bit of explanation.  I have a friend named Andrew, from a magical land called Gamer Handles and he can rant like almost no one on this planet.  I've decided to put the chocolate of mistranscriptions right into Andrew's ranting peanut butter.

Here's Andrew (his rants are at the top, the transcriptions at the bottom) playing Track and Field - or, according to him, "God fucking Track and Field!  More like piece of shit and ass-fuck!"

Finally, a few bunches of Facebook ads.

Letters to Strangers

Wondering what I'm barking about?  Direct thine eyes to this.  Here's a letter for my soon-to-be new best friend, Preston.

Click to embiggen.

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While I have you here, I'd like to introduce you to the crown princess of "Aw, come on - what? I can't even." of the Sims 3 fan page on Facebook: Tania.  Allow me to slide this into you slowly.  It's a lot to take.

Now.  Let's do this shit.

Finally, here's a couple of early moments I had with Tania, before the bloom had worn off for me.

Now, because I love you so much, you can have some screen caps I've had laying around awhile.  You know what, how about all of them?  It's a pretty big love. Shh, shh ... just look.

Was it good for you?
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