Speaking of which, despite the fact that my name in no way resembles anything bird-related, I never discuss birds, I remain quite birdless and that I am, in-fact, still not a damned bird, Facebook ads continue their steadfast obsession with birds - parrots, in particular. Let's take a freaking gander.
Pretty standard stuff here. Except if your parrot can't whistle, it's probably a hamster. Look into it.
Things do get a little strange, though.
Talk about bucket lists? Yes, let's. I thought you'd never ask.
Facebook's overflowing, nearly infinite wisdom has now decided that I would make a stellar drug counselor. Ha! You're not a trip, Facebook - you're a 50-foot fall!
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I liked the fishing one. Lol
"Finally a doe I can eat in one sitting"....almost made me pee myself! But no noshing on baby sea turtles...that makes me sad:(
I'm glad you enjoyed a non-Sims update, Denim.
Fret not, Squeaky. No animals were harmed in the writing of this post.
This post is as amusing as it is exhausting.
I can't imagine the kind of time you put in to this, what with saving all the ads!
Thanks for amusing those of us too lazy to amuse ourselves. <3
Saving them is a compulsion now. I have a Blog folder full of Facebook ads, various other Facebook things I haven't made into posts yet and junk mail I get in my inbox.
I also have a folder of half-written Facebook ad jokes, and some already written ones waiting for a new update.
Every time I turn around, I think of a new project I could do. If I could actually get paid for this, I might have time to do half of what I want to do.
So I was hanging out with this German girl, Barret, and we saw the revolting fish of upsetting size on River Monsters. Weirdest thing about all of that is still the facebook ad.....that's totally not that thing's habitat. It's a RIVER monster, see?
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I know I wrote it, and it's not cool to laugh at your own joke, but "fish of upsetting size" cracks me up every time.
I approve of you posting your captchas.
I always get annoyed when facebook comes up with useless non-related ads... most are related to me but these AREN'T related to you at all XD what the hhuhh...
You can remove them and give them a reason why. I've been selecting "other" and then writing in things like: "I take a lot of pills, this is true - but I've never taken Zofran. Irrelevant."
Your hilarious!!!!!! :)
Thanks, Nony Mous.
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