Another Package!

My friend Bunny Walker sent me a package! She's basically the best. Here's the box!

Now THAT is how to set a tone!

Let's take a look inside.

Not as disturbing as I'd originally expected. You're slipping, Walker.

Ahh. Yes, I remember speaking about this now. I needed a pair of novelty glasses capable of providing a pea soup view of the world, as well as a nearly deadly leaf pin to wear to the ... thing. in the kitchen.

For years I've wondered if a single-serve sample of peach parfait lip stuff existed - my proof is now before me. Who doesn't like a Hello Kitty-eating shark? Plus, a new friend, who brings along with her a smaller new friend.

Plus, you can never have too many pictures of half-crazed women in lingerie showing you ketchup. Just like you can't have too many of these:

Now, I know what you're thinking...

... and why you're thinking it!

But I'm really just excited to have two new friends. That's all.

Don't worry. I'm just trying to figure out why my eyebrows keep growing.

Also, you need to do this. It's really fricking addictive.

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