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Friday, December 17, 2010

I play Sims (part13)

Rachel got her vacation - in the form of a business trip to France - but first she has to spend a little time with her new boss, smooching some tush.

Meet What's-his-face:
Not to mention, he's got good taste for miles.
They have a bit of a chat, share a little gossip.
They are definitely on the same page.
The very next day, Rachel is off to Paris for a little B&B - business and Beaujolais, of course.

She's having a bit of trouble meeting up with her contact.  Turn around, Rachel - he's right behind you.

They have a short, but fruitful meeting - right in the middle of the street.
With her business squared away, Rachel is free to explore France.  What will she do first - a little nectar tasting, perhaps?  No, she's feeling adventurous.  She accepts a mission to find an item within a tomb at the Celtic Ruins.  She spots an excavation site almost as soon as she reaches the Forgotten Burial Mound, so the first thing she does is start digging around and flinging dust crotchward.
Then - just as she'd always planned - she plunges her hand into the first hole she finds.

So, what did you find, Rachel?
In the end, Rachel perseveres, and manages to come away with something other than a handful of bugs.

Next, Rachel heads down the steps at the base of the burial mound to do some exploring.

Rachel pauses at the foot of the stairs to formulate her game plan.

Rachel eventually gets back to the matter at hand: searching for the item she was sent for and trying to find some treasure for herself along the way.

This room looks like it might require a bit of old-fashioned elbow grease, Rachel.

Nevermind.  You better just get to digging.
Hey, check it out - I think those nutsy lasers shooting out of that hole over there mean that whatever you were sent here looking for is contained within.
So what's the verdict?

Alright, let's move on before you get yourself too perturbed.  What's up with those statues?  They look prohibitively heavy, so I'm sure you can pull them.
Good work.  It looks like moving that statue revealed some sort of a Chinese Theater jobber over there.  You should go step on it, see what it does.
Looky there, it opened up a staircase into a mysterious room.  Do descend.
Ooh!  It's a hedge maze!  Fancy.
What.







I Play Sims (part14)

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8 comments:

Wesker said...

fucking lol at the princess/castle comment.

Madeline Hammersmark said...

That was actually said by me. Stupid likes to leave himself signed on to things on my computer.

Anonymous said...

Why is her boss a toothless drifter? If she's employed by a man that has a shopping cart for an office and can still afford to go to France, then why I oughtta.,.......

Anonymous said...

I just did that cave in TS3 the other day. Fun stuff! Super entertaining as always. Do you write your story down as you play and then go and edit your pictures later?

E. Studnicka said...

As a first-hand Parisian traveler, I can tell you that this post is totally inaccurate (apart from the magical farts). I mean, toothless men in hats making hand gestures at you? Puh-leez!

Unknown said...

Fortunately, the toothless man in a hat was right outside her house. The most realistic part was how she drove to Paris.

Zaggy, as if I'd reveal my secrets.

Kijo said...

Cho Sunwhun and Des Eyre= Chosen One and Desire
Right?

Unknown said...

HOLY CRAP!