When I first started them, they took significantly less time, but the story has grown and become more complicated - and I am by nature an unrepentant anal-retentive. I took over 200 pictures in-game for this recent update, and will probably only have about 20 photos in the story. When you have 200 pictures named "Screenshot-xxx" you have to rename them, or you will go insane trying to keep them organized. At least, that's what the voices tell me.
Then I have to edit the photos into a general storyline, which is my least favorite part. That's right - I'd rather re-name 200 pictures than create a loose outline for the story. The next step is the actual writing, which is a whirlwind of me vacillating between being sure I'm brilliant, and being absolutely certain there's a reason almost nobody reads my blog. I show it to my husband and he either laughs his butt off, or stares blankly - it really depends on how many Tim and Eric references I make.
Now I'm finally one of those assholes I hate who just explained their "process". To reward you for reading, and to tide you over while I'm still writing, I offer to you these stupid motivational posters I made. I hope they're a smack in your lazy bone.
P.S. Happy Birthday (again) Zaggy
9 comments:
ouch! sounds painfully elaborate
Might have been more satirically satisfied..... if you didnt reference Nights in Rodanthe.
People don't realize it takes as much work as it do. Yo.
I love the posters. The last one is my favorite! I was wondering if you'd made the birfday one you sent me.
Of course I did. Happy Birthday/Rachel Zoe motivational posters are kind of a niche market.
Could you please explain the last one to me.
It's only funny to fans of Rachel Zoe. It's for Zaggy's Birthday.
Oh, and blake - you've described almost everything I do.
Alright. I have been studying these for six days and now I give.
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?????
Roffle. I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's the "all anus" one that vexes you the most? That one doesn't mean anything. I don't even remember what I was thinking when I typed the phrase into the poster generator - but when I typed "anus" into the search for the picture and got that image - well ... at least it made me laugh.
The next three are things my husband has said to me. He's one funny fucker.
The last one requires being a Rachel Zoe fan. I just put that up for Zaggy, because it was her birthday.
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