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All of King Travis' parties start as a deep rumbling in his middle. |
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And involve a girl playing with a toy on his bedroom floor?
That doesn't sound right. |
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Your best friend is here, King Travis! What are the odds she brought you a sandwich? |
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Look at this raucous mingling happening next to your dresser.
You better put a stop to it! |
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I believe your hand puppet has gone missing, King Travis. |
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Suri doesn't seem to appreciate your hand's witticism. |
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They can't all be winners, kid. |
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Look alive, Suri's using a device. |
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You're just standing there. I suppose that's one option. |
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What's-a matter? You got the pushins? |
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Well. This is certainly an interesting soiree'.
What's next, a beheading? We gonna slap somebody's mother? |
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Fantastic. She's not dead, at least. |
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Is this forced waltzing? Suri, what the hell. |
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For real, though. You're going to give him the wrong idea trying to rub bellies like that. |
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Now you've done it. He thinks you're his woman. |
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Flee! |
What's happening back home?
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Glad to see we're forming some good clusters here. |
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*sigh* I suppose all good clusters have to come to an end. |
Let's see what everyone else is doing.
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Frida, you're even more of an artistic innovator than I originally thought. |
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Ahh ... a shared mother-son deep sushi recollection. Wholesome. |
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Poppy appears to be arriving home from school after a distinctly interesting bus ride, I'm sure. |
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Whistling hookers, Logan - how long have you been standing in the foyer? Tell me you're not stuck. |
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"Yeah, I've been stuck to the floor of this foyer all day ..." |
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"Hard to get any James Bond-type business done from here." |
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"How am I supposed to get anything done from a foyer over the phone!?" |
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"Gah. It's entirely possible that whole conversation took place on my old vcr remote." |
I Play Sims (part44)
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4 comments:
I see my choice of attire has backfired. Now that I'm glued to the floor, I've gone from James Bond to butler.
lmaooo
I've not read your blog in a long time, I'm so glad I took the time to do so today, awesome job as always. I will get into the habit of reading it again....
Gosh, I have missed quite a bit of storyline.....please tell me King Travis is based on someone you know.
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