Let's watch a Lana Del Rey video!

Oh Lana Del Rey ... how I hate myself for loving you.
Let us take a journey into her David Lynchian world.

Naked and patriotic - all we need to add to this is drunk, and we've got ourselves a bona fide hoedown.

What the shit? This took a sharp turn.

Seriously, you were just in a cathedral. Seems a better place to do this.
Although to be fair - tigers. Carry on.

I'll be honest. Your headdress is perplexing. Are you a bridesmaid in a wedding after this?

As much as I feel that any of this could be done in your tiger-filled cathedral,
I am totally on board with this situation you have going on here.

I didn't know it was possible to bore two tigers at once. Kudos!

You can't fool me, Mr. bad boy. That's not a real gun.

Choking a girl in a bed of flowers? Oh how 2 minutes 11 seconds into the video. *sigh*

Born to die, huh? I gotta say, taking both hands off the steering wheel in an
attempt to choke a bitch while driving is doing you no favors in that regard.

You are uniquely talented. I've never seen anyone put a set of tigers to
sleep - without anesthesia - while also being made of flesh.

She's DEAD?! A death in this video?! Never saw that coming. Mind blown.

Thank god we're back to the inexplicable patriotism. Let's deep fry a turkey in our front yard! Wee!

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