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Friday, October 22, 2010

I play Sims (part8)

Things just aren't getting any easier for Rachel.

Rachel decides to go ahead and teach Suri to walk and talk, despite the embarrassing baldness.  You're a giver, Rachel, that's what you are.

There ya go - let's get the warping underway.  It's never too soon for a complex.

La Rachel's conversations with Suri are no less strange than the ones she's had with Stanley.*

Meanwhile, a visiting repair woman is completely unimpressed with Suri's musicianship.  We can't all be Mozart, lady.

Hey!  Another birthday!  Stanley turns from toddler to child!  (The bald one could not possibly care less.)

Make a wish, Stanley.  Choose well.


Now let's get to sparklin', kid.  Here's to rolling yourself a decent haircut.
What the hell.  Did your mother piss off a powerful witch?  ~sigh~ 
Happy Birthday, dude.  Please put some pants on.
  
That's better, I guess.  I mean, if you're going to still be playing with that dollhouse, at least be super intense about it.  In fact, let's just call it an actionfigurehouse.


What's with the stink-eye, Rachel?  Just go have a slice.

And uh, so no one thinks you're a body snatcher or anything, most people smile when they eat cake.  It's a birthday party, not a funeral - even the magical gnome on the counter is pulling off relaxed better than you.  Jeez.


*I'm sure Hammersmark will have some clever summation of this conversation, such as, "The military came with these tanks that shot out nachos SO spicy, the cops had to come so they could put the fire out with a rock.  Dragon!"

I Play Sims (part9)

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2 comments:

Madeline Hammersmark said...

Actually, she was telling her daughter two separate stories. The first one was about a battle that started long ago, over nacho's that ended in everyone's fiery demise.

The second story is about a cop who hatched a dragon from a moon rock. But told from Rachel's point of view it goes like this. "A sexy cop man that mommy once slept with planted seeds and grew a scary dragon"

E. Studnicka said...

The repair woman is just upset because she is jealous of Suri's hairdo.
Hey, shag carpeting ain't any better than linoleum.